HEY !
*INSTANT ALERT*
What ? Are you okay ?
NO ! GET DOWN HERE !
*grab glasses from nightstand*
*propel myself in the air out from under the covers*
*run down stairs*
What's the matter ? What is it ?
IT'S A SNAKE !
*process*
*did he say "snake" ?*
*process*
*why is there a snake in my house ?*
*process*
*remember that I'm not in West Texas any more and that this probably means that it's not a poisonous snake*
*continue running down stairs*
I skid into the living room to find my husband holding our black cat who is struggling to get down and a small dark (think garter or grass) snake on my living room carpet. Snake is less wiggly than cat, but still. . . !
I need a box or something. . .
I reach over and grab a small basket for my cake supplies and toss it over snake. Husband allows cat to get down while he grabs shoes. We slide my craft board under snake, but oopsie. His tail is still out of the basket. Kismet IMMEDIATELY spots the flaw in our plan and goes to thwack snake tail.
Long story short: adrenaline is the best ! Husband took snake across the street to release. Kismet is pouting. No puncture wounds on anyone.
Thoughts ?
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4 comments:
Ack! Your mother's new dog found her first snake last week between the cellar and the east door. She killed the snake but scared the @#$% out of the dog. :)
Yep, that's the waya it is some days. Just never a dull moment.
Mom
Cool, better snakes than mice.
It's pretty exciting when we find snakes here, too.
=)
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